official press kit · updated august 2026

klattsch

Make a tiny computer sing.

klattsch is a deliberately artificial retro vocal synth for making voices, songs, sound effects, and strange little noises. The original instrument is free in the browser; the full app turns it into a complete composing tool.

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retro vocal synthKlatt-style formant synthesis

web · desktop · androidfree browser instrument + full app

$9.99 · ¥1,500itch.io · BOOTH · free desktop demos

overview

A computer voice
built to be played.

Not a sampled voice and not a generative voice model. klattsch shapes sources, noise, and resonators into a raw, buzzy voice whose pitch, timing, pronunciation, and vocal character stay directly under the user's control.

klattsch began as a browser instrument for typing phonemes and making an old computer voice talk and sing. People shared songs, covers, sound effects, and experiments made with it, so that small instrument grew into a full app.

The app adds text and piano-roll editing, a detailed pitch editor for drawing intonation curves, four switchable synthesis engines, MIDI import, multiple voice parts, backing tracks, detailed voice shaping, and WAV and video export. It works offline on Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android. The free browser version remains available for anyone who wants to hear the voice immediately.

The synthesis follows the Klatt formant-synthesis research lineage associated with classic computer voices. klattsch does not contain DECtalk code and does not try to sound convincingly human. The artificial character is the point.

01

Text + phonemes

Type ordinary text, enter ARPABET directly, or use Japanese kana and romaji.

02

Piano-roll + pitch editing

Draw sung phrases, then shape intonation directly: pitch curves point by point or freehand, with classic, connected, smooth, or hard note transitions.

03

MIDI import

Choose tracks, detect tempo, and turn an existing melody into an editable vocal line.

04

Complete arrangements

Layer multiple voice parts and audition them against an imported backing track.

05

Direct voice control

Adjust formants, breathiness, effort, aspiration, frication, pitch movement, and more.

06

Audio + video export

Export lossless WAV audio or shareable video with a choice of responsive visualizers.

07

Four synthesis engines

The original Klatt cascade plus theremez, rodetage, and klattsch jr., selectable per part — each a different retro approach to machine speech.

product facts

Where to play
and get the app.

The classic browser instrument is free. The fully unlocked, DRM-free app package includes the desktop builds and Android APK, with free desktop demos available on itch.io.

full app · itch.io

$9.99 USD

Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android. One purchase, no account inside the app, no ads, and no in-app purchases. Free desktop demos are available on the listing.

open itch.io

full app · BOOTH

¥1,500

The Japanese-friendly purchase path for the full app package.

open BOOTH

classic · browser

free forever

Type phonemes and commands, hear the synthesizer immediately, and export audio or video without installing the app.

play in browser

Google Play: the Android app is also published on Google Play — free to download, with a 16-bar piano roll and a one-time pro unlock for longer compositions, multiple voice parts, extra engines, and WAV export. Open the Play listing.

Humble Store: the same full app package is also sold on the Humble Store, which prices it in local currency for European, UK, Canadian, Australian and New Zealand buyers.

media downloads

Screenshots
and artwork.

Current first-party product images in their original resolution. Need a different crop, format, or an additional image? Ask for it.

Logo use: use the supplied cream wordmark on dark backgrounds or the product icon when a square mark is needed, keep the name lowercase, and do not recolor, distort, or extract a logo from a screenshot. These downloads are supplied for reference and press requests. For publication permissions, alternate formats, or custom artwork, contact Crash United.

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The short
version.

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One sentence

klattsch is a deliberately artificial retro vocal synth for making voices, songs, sound effects, and strange robot sounds.

Boilerplate

klattsch is a deliberately artificial retro vocal synth built around Klatt-style formant speech synthesis. The free browser instrument lets anyone type phonemes and make the computer talk or sing. The full app turns that voice into a composing tool with text and piano-roll editing, MIDI import, multiple voice parts, backing tracks, detailed voice controls, and WAV and video export. It runs on Windows, Linux, macOS, and Android.

contact

Need a build,
quote, or weird sound?

For review access, interviews, technical questions, additional media, or a demonstration made for your coverage, email Tony Gies at Crash United. Include your outlet or channel, preferred platform, and deadline when useful.

Tony Gies
Crash United LLC
info@crashunited.com