press kit, updated september 2026

klattsch

a retro speech synthesizer that talks and sings

klattsch is a parallel-formant speech synthesizer in the style of the computer voices of the late 1970s and early 1980s. You type phonemes and it talks, or sings. The original is free in the browser. The full app for desktop and Android adds a piano-roll editor with a pitch editor for singing, four synthesis engines, multiple voice parts, MIDI import, backing tracks, and WAV and video export.

Review copies are available for editorial coverage, videos, streams, podcasts and newsletters.

take seventeen, the official video, opens on YouTube

overview

klattsch began as a browser toy: type ARPABET phonemes and an old computer voice speaks them, or sings them if you give it notes. People made covers, original songs, game voices and sound effects with it, and the toy grew into an app.

The app adds text and piano-roll editing, a pitch editor for drawing intonation curves point by point or freehand, four switchable synthesis engines, MIDI import, multiple voice parts, backing tracks, direct control of the voice, and WAV and video export. It works offline on Windows, macOS, Linux and Android. The browser version stays free.

The synthesis is a Klatt-style parallel-formant synthesizer, the family of the classic computer voices. klattsch contains no DECtalk code and does not try to sound human.

developer
Tony Gies
publisher
Crash United LLC
what it is
speech synthesizer, music tool, audio toy
platforms
web, Windows, macOS, Linux, Android
status
released, in active development
engine
MIT-licensed JavaScript package, with Rust and C# ports

features

  • text and phonemes: ordinary text, ARPABET, or Japanese kana and romaji
  • piano-roll editing with a pitch editor: curves point by point or freehand, with classic, connected, smooth or hard note transitions
  • MIDI import: pick tracks, detect tempo, and turn a melody into an editable vocal line
  • multiple voice parts, auditioned against an imported backing track
  • direct voice control: formants, breathiness, effort, aspiration, frication, pitch movement
  • lossless WAV export, and video export with a choice of visualizers
  • four synthesis engines, selectable per part: the original Klatt cascade, theremez, rodetage and klattsch jr.

where to get it

The browser version is free. The app is one purchase for every platform, DRM-free, with free desktop demos on itch.io.

full app on itch.io

$9.99 USD

Windows, macOS, Linux and the Android APK in one purchase, plus every future update. Free desktop demos are on the listing.

open itch.io

full app on BOOTH

¥1,500

The same package on the Japanese storefront.

open BOOTH

classic browser version

free

Type phonemes and commands, hear it immediately, and export audio or video without installing anything.

play in the browser

The Android app is also on Google Play as a free download with a 16-bar piano roll and a one-time pro unlock for longer compositions, multiple voice parts, extra engines and WAV export. Open the Play listing.

The same full package is also sold on the Humble Store, priced in local currency for European, UK, Canadian, Australian and New Zealand buyers.

media

Current first-party images at their original resolution. For a different crop, another format, an extra image or the full-resolution video file, ask for it.

Current klattsch browser instrument showing the phoneme editor and voice controls

classic browser synth

PNG, 1600 × 1000, current UI

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the booth close-up from take seventeen, built up layer by layer

breakdown: the booth

how a shot is composited, layer by layer. GIF, 640 × 360

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the fire shot from take seventeen, built up layer by layer

breakdown: the fire

how a shot is composited, layer by layer. GIF, 640 × 360

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the last chord from take seventeen, built up layer by layer

breakdown: the last chord

how a shot is composited, layer by layer. GIF, 640 × 360

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Logo use: the cream wordmark goes on dark backgrounds, the product icon is for a square mark, keep the name lowercase, and do not recolor, distort or extract a logo from a screenshot. These downloads are for reference and press use. For publication permissions, other formats or custom artwork, contact Crash United.

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one sentence

klattsch is a retro speech synthesizer that talks and sings: type phonemes and a tiny computer voice from another time speaks them, or sings them.

boilerplate

klattsch is a retro speech synthesizer built on Klatt-style formant synthesis, the technique behind the classic computer voices. The free browser version lets anyone type phonemes and make the computer talk or sing. The full app for Windows, Linux, macOS and Android turns that voice into a composing tool with text and piano-roll editing, a pitch editor for singing, four synthesis engines, MIDI import, multiple voice parts, backing tracks, and WAV and video export. The synthesis engine is open source under the MIT license.

the video

take seventeen is a two-minute radio play by Tony Gies (Crash United). Every voice in it, including the narrator, is klattsch, and the music was made in Furnace.

contact

For review access, interviews, technical questions, more media, or a demonstration made for your coverage, email Tony Gies at Crash United. Include your outlet or channel, platform and deadline where useful.

Tony Gies
Crash United LLC
info@crashunited.com